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I FEAR I LOST MY INNOCENCE A LONG TIME AGO (STUPID BEAR NEVER GOT ME LAID!) / FEAR OF BEING OUT OF SHAPE: I HAVE TO REST BETWEEN THE UP & DOWN STROKES WHEN I BRUSH MY TEETH.Page 23

FEAR OF ZEALOTS: MONSTER TRUCKING FOR JESUSPage 24

THE EVIL GENE: HITLER, OPRAH, MARTHA, WALT D., S. PUFFY